If you must have faith and if you gotta' pray

I do not like to noodle with Universes while they are running because it cocks up the programming. One misplaced integer, a vibrating string in the wrong place, an element that shouldn't have happened, not even for the tiniest fraction of existence, and you have a soupy gassy mess cluttering up your den. This Universe is my best creation, but any intervention on my part, well, it may turn out to be, "it was nice while it lasted".


I am going to impart a gift to many of you. Many already know and do this. I am going to fill in the rest of you. It is a way to ask for help without invoking my name when you do not have faith in your own self. Call on The Universe. You are part of The Universe not separate or a better part. Channel the vibrations that run the program. Hum, throat-sing, pray, fart, cluck your tongue, knock together bottles and cans - but leave me out. When you are in tune with all the other strings, the experience is beyond elegance, it is ... true rapture.

Do not talk to me

When you invoke my name, it is like dialing me up while I am in the bath. It is annoying. I would like atheists even more if some did not carelessly invoke my name as an epithet. In fact, please everyone, forget my name, try.
I am not going to induce mass amnesia.
Forget about me totally for one orbit around your star, please. Concentrate on taking responsibility for yourselves and your actions.

I am lazy

I would like to say a few words about evolution to those people who believe I molded their ancestors out of mud and a rib bone six thousand years ago:
Evolution - one of my ideas - I am lazy - can you tell?

Was I surprised when your species out-maneuvered ice ages, the saber-toothed tigers and the Neanderthals! Well, you have not been around very long, but you are progressing at a very rapid rate. If you do not poison the nest too much, I would say you have another million years. Do not expect to become intergalactic space-monkeys, odds are you will stay within the vicinity of your star then disappear. It is part of the programming.
Accept it.

Truthfully, when I created The Universe, I wanted to do it with the least amount of effort on my part. I had to tweak this, hone that, pare away a few commands until I felt I had something elegant and beautiful that would unfold and happen on its own without any micro-managing on my part, else it would all become a huge soupy mess. Believe me, I have a lot of these failed Universes cluttering up my basement den at the moment. Anyway, evolution is one of the sub-routines I included whenever conditions are favorable.
Accept it.

A word about F A I T H

Recently, someone publicly stated that they believed I would not allow harm to befall her; I would protect her from her enemies; I would not allow her to die; her last word, pleading, within and without, was one of my many "names".
Bad plan of action.
Do not place your eggs in one basket by gambling on faith.
Faith is, has always been and will always be a crapshoot. Do not bet I will intervene, because I am not interested - and there are not any other deities hanging around to do the job - pity.
Note to humanity: I will not protect you from your enemies nor shall I smite your enemies. Your business is your business, mine is mine.
Leave me out of your petty concerns.

Clearing up a few things

A few days ago, many of you celebrated the purported birthday of a fellow being of yours (quite a few of you will celebrate his purported birthday eleven days later) who supposedly has very close ties to me. Allow me to clear up a few things. Ah, but where do I begin? Okay, everything you know about the Nazarene, Yeshua ben Yosef, is wrong, wrong, wrong. The tale of Yeshua and his teachings originated with Ya'aqob, a very devoted follower and friend of Yeshua; he was usurped and his teachings about Yeshua were corrupted for the selfish twisted purposes of one Sa'ul HaTarsi, an ambitious Hellenistic Jewish carpetbagger from Tarsos and his Galilean henchmen, the brothers bar Yona, Shimon and Andrew, also Philip the Hellene and Ya'aqob bar Zebedee.

Let me tell you that an exponential amount of cruft has been built up around Yeshua and those who purported to expound his teachings over the many hundreds of years. In future postings, I will cut away chaff concerning Yeshua and tell you the true story about Sa'ul.

Let me add: Muhammed and Joseph Smith are very much of the same cloth, i.e opportunistic charlatans.

Also:I found people who created and believed in imaginary multiple gods more interesting and far more intelligent and creative than monotheists. It's like people who solve problems by breaking them down into smaller manageable components. Eventually, the monotheists prevailed in many places. Shame.

I like atheists, they do not bother me at all. They go about their business and I go about mine. I have decided that agnostic theists are the only beings who will own up that nobody knows me or my nature and trying to nail me down is impossible, silly, stupid and a waste of time. Yet, I find these people to be absolute twerps. I'll explain myself, all in good time.

This, I will also say:
Nobody represents me on Earth or anywhere else in the Universe. I speak for myself. I do not speak through other beings or inanimate objects.
I never had any progeny of any kind nor bred any beings nor preferred one tribe or brood or species to another.
Goodness, badness, sinfulness, holiness ... your relative concepts, not mine.
I never asked anybody to worship me, think about me, demanded any sacrifice, wished anyone dead nor commanded anyone to kill anyone else or anything.
The only request I have ever made is I do not like anyone invoking me for anything. The one warning I ever gave to anybody (not a rule, not a law, but a warning, i.e. do this one thing, and there may be consequences) is don't claim to represent me to justify your actions or you will suffer the consequences. Now, I won't stop the program and intervene ... I created and implemented what one would call an "Agent Mister Smith" to do that for me. They are not perfect. Some are rogue. I am lazy. I am not going to debug this Universe because you feel like the allegorical Job (made up story, but I like that one).

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The reason I am communicating through this medium is that the vast majority of you would get as spooked as sheep or field mice if I appeared as some vast global wide manifestation. No doubt you all would start acting in various shades of hysteria, start worshiping me, fawning, begging forgiveness for transgressions , etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. That is not why I am here. Nor why I am getting your attention.

There will be more in the following days. Go about your business. Look in now and again. Talk about what I say amongst yourselves, share with friends, neighbors acquaintances, enemies, strangers, you get the idea.