More on the dud

Many have written, asking about my latest failed universe. That is more considerate than praying it in and I thank all of you for that. I was going to provide a screenshot, then I toyed with the idea to implant the image into the heads of those inquiring minds, but even mirroring the image of an entire failed universe unto a lesser consciousness can render such a minuscule process to a gibbering dribble dispenser, just because of the enormity of the thing and the size of the being in relation to it.

So.

Imagine, if you will, the blackest black that you can ever imagine. I mean a black so black, nothing shiny or reflective, we're talking void. That is a black hole - that's not what happened. What happened was the complete opposite. It's called a white hole. No, not that. Listen up fellows, I'm Almighty God, I made The Universe, have you heard of it? When a black hole happens, it's just matter and energy reverting to the state they existed before my pinky finger slammed down on the ENTER key.

The Universe, or your universe, is all about inflation. There is this infinitesimal amount of energy that expanded like the biggest nuclear explosion to happen within its own void. The energy then re-organized itself, becoming different types of mass, becoming energy again, then mass, it's trying to get back to it's original form. Black holes are actually part of a FOR ... NEXT loop I wrote. All matter, light, etcetera, that escapes the Universe and falls inside, reverting back to its original form, goes back to beginning of the Universe, and is recycled again.

Back to a White Hole. Actually, one may call it a "white universe". What happens is the Universe expands BUT it doesn't turn into anything interesting. It's one uninteresting soupy mess that has no depth, no color, just an uninteresting huge bag of hot nothing. Just sits there in your living room den like a lumpy bag of overcooked grits. Off to the basement!

Another dud for the basement

I lot of people are breathing a sigh of relief because the LHC went pffft, believing it was going to eventually create a black hole powerful enough to swallow up the Earth. I had to laugh. Many are patting themselves on the back because they "prayed" especially hard for me to intervene, an attitude which I find more irritating than comical. One, I was not listening to their prayers, I never listen to ANYBODY'S prayers, two, even if I did listen to their prayers and "intervened", they're walking around cock of the walk like they're actually responsible for what had happened, totally unhumble, full of themselves, proud they had "saved" the world. I AM NOT MANIPULATED BY ANYONE. DO NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR ASKING FOR HELP (especially help that was not needed or necessary), YOU DID NOT DO ANYTHING!

On a lighter note, I completed my new Universe project, switched it on ...pffft! Another dud for the basement.

THE EARTH IS GONNA' BE FINE

However, if you insist on believing this your last night on Earth ...