Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Crowd control

Astronomers freaking out, again. There's a reason, you know. You wouldn't want everything running into each other and eventually imploding, right? I've got one of those duds in my basement now. I've no idea how to turn it off! Boom - a Big Bang - then it stretches so far before it starts collapsing in on itself - then - Boom! - and the whole thing starts all over, again. There's no ESC button. It's very annoying.
So, deal with it. The main problem anyone left at the end will deal with be the how to forestall the inevitability of heat death.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

IT'S LIKE I'M PREACHING TO THE MONKEYS

The Vatican is sponsoring a five day conference to mark the 150th anniversary of the publication of Charles Darwin's Origin of Species.

Believe, I hate repeating myself, somebody please direct these balding hominids to this link, I think that will clear things up for everybody, okay.

By the way, I think it is perfectly okay if some of you want to attempt to re-introduce what you call Neanderthals back into the mix. Actually, if you bring them back, they would do quite well living amongst you, they might even surprise you.