Monday, July 14, 2008

The End Of The World Is Not Coming ... Soon

This must be a huge disappointment, especially to those people that opposed this. It's not in the cards people. You're more in danger of killing yourselves than destroying an entire planet or creating a black hole big enough to swallow a planet. In the days to come, it may in fact seem like the end of days. Things will get tough for your species, I mean, really tough, we're talking half the population turning to fertilizer. Earth will be just fine, it's a tough piece of rock, it's going to be around much longer than you will (don't worry too much, you are sure to last about 500,000 to one million years). In fact, it'll support all types of life after your species burns out. And you'll get by the upcoming disaster, as a species. Just do me a favor.
Remember.
Don't pray or curse me.
Invoke the Universe, okay?

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