Clearing up a few things

A few days ago, many of you celebrated the purported birthday of a fellow being of yours (quite a few of you will celebrate his purported birthday eleven days later) who supposedly has very close ties to me. Allow me to clear up a few things. Ah, but where do I begin? Okay, everything you know about the Nazarene, Yeshua ben Yosef, is wrong, wrong, wrong. The tale of Yeshua and his teachings originated with Ya'aqob, a very devoted follower and friend of Yeshua; he was usurped and his teachings about Yeshua were corrupted for the selfish twisted purposes of one Sa'ul HaTarsi, an ambitious Hellenistic Jewish carpetbagger from Tarsos and his Galilean henchmen, the brothers bar Yona, Shimon and Andrew, also Philip the Hellene and Ya'aqob bar Zebedee.

Let me tell you that an exponential amount of cruft has been built up around Yeshua and those who purported to expound his teachings over the many hundreds of years. In future postings, I will cut away chaff concerning Yeshua and tell you the true story about Sa'ul.

Let me add: Muhammed and Joseph Smith are very much of the same cloth, i.e opportunistic charlatans.

Also:I found people who created and believed in imaginary multiple gods more interesting and far more intelligent and creative than monotheists. It's like people who solve problems by breaking them down into smaller manageable components. Eventually, the monotheists prevailed in many places. Shame.

I like atheists, they do not bother me at all. They go about their business and I go about mine. I have decided that agnostic theists are the only beings who will own up that nobody knows me or my nature and trying to nail me down is impossible, silly, stupid and a waste of time. Yet, I find these people to be absolute twerps. I'll explain myself, all in good time.

This, I will also say:
Nobody represents me on Earth or anywhere else in the Universe. I speak for myself. I do not speak through other beings or inanimate objects.
I never had any progeny of any kind nor bred any beings nor preferred one tribe or brood or species to another.
Goodness, badness, sinfulness, holiness ... your relative concepts, not mine.
I never asked anybody to worship me, think about me, demanded any sacrifice, wished anyone dead nor commanded anyone to kill anyone else or anything.
The only request I have ever made is I do not like anyone invoking me for anything. The one warning I ever gave to anybody (not a rule, not a law, but a warning, i.e. do this one thing, and there may be consequences) is don't claim to represent me to justify your actions or you will suffer the consequences. Now, I won't stop the program and intervene ... I created and implemented what one would call an "Agent Mister Smith" to do that for me. They are not perfect. Some are rogue. I am lazy. I am not going to debug this Universe because you feel like the allegorical Job (made up story, but I like that one).